Hey, not fair, Universe!
Jan. 7th, 2006 03:17 pmScorpio
In my homeland of Northern California, four of the most overused terms are "juicy," "sacred," "radical," and "wild." I haven't made a scientific study, but I'd guess that maybe 30 percent of all workshops and self-help books originating in this part of the world have at least one of those words in their titles. As a connoisseur of language, I naturally try to avoid them myself. Nevertheless, your long-term astrological omens demand that I invoke them to describe your destiny. In fact, I'm duty-bound to predict that 2006 will be the Year of Juicy Sacred Radical Wildness for you Scorpios. Do your best, please, to express the primal potency of these words.
Eep! Nothing like handing me a scary-ass prediction for the New Year! What, you couldn't just stick with the "tall dark stranger" and "a trip over water" like all the other fortune tellers?
Guess I'd better buckle my seatbelt.
In my homeland of Northern California, four of the most overused terms are "juicy," "sacred," "radical," and "wild." I haven't made a scientific study, but I'd guess that maybe 30 percent of all workshops and self-help books originating in this part of the world have at least one of those words in their titles. As a connoisseur of language, I naturally try to avoid them myself. Nevertheless, your long-term astrological omens demand that I invoke them to describe your destiny. In fact, I'm duty-bound to predict that 2006 will be the Year of Juicy Sacred Radical Wildness for you Scorpios. Do your best, please, to express the primal potency of these words.
Eep! Nothing like handing me a scary-ass prediction for the New Year! What, you couldn't just stick with the "tall dark stranger" and "a trip over water" like all the other fortune tellers?
Guess I'd better buckle my seatbelt.