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Jul. 9th, 2008 10:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mistymasseyToday in 1540, King Henry VIII's marriage to Anne of Cleves was officially annulled. No, you're right, it isn't as interesting as Great Pestilence Day. Royal politics loses out to the weeping sores and bloody sputum. *grin*
But how cool is my horoscope for this week? *doing the happy Scorpio dance while you read*
About nine million people see this column regularly. On average, nine of them experience a one-in-a-million coincidence each week. In the next seven days, however, I believe as many as 90,000 of my readers will have that kind of mind-blowing synchronicity, and most of them will be Scorpios. That's because your tribe is in a phase when happy accidents and miraculous flukes are practically unavoidable. Even if you don't brush up against a one-in-a-million stroke of lucky fate, I bet you'll be touched by a one-in-a-thousand event.
Hmmm....guess it couldn't hurt to buy a lottery ticket today.
But how cool is my horoscope for this week? *doing the happy Scorpio dance while you read*
About nine million people see this column regularly. On average, nine of them experience a one-in-a-million coincidence each week. In the next seven days, however, I believe as many as 90,000 of my readers will have that kind of mind-blowing synchronicity, and most of them will be Scorpios. That's because your tribe is in a phase when happy accidents and miraculous flukes are practically unavoidable. Even if you don't brush up against a one-in-a-million stroke of lucky fate, I bet you'll be touched by a one-in-a-thousand event.
Hmmm....guess it couldn't hurt to buy a lottery ticket today.
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Date: 2008-07-09 03:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-10 01:01 am (UTC)The next time I have sex, I am gonna run out and buy a lottery ticket so I can get lucky twice in one night.